Friday, February 14, 2020

Getting the Mumps


Memories of life in Villa de Garcia in the early 1950s.


Springtime weather in Villa de Garcia, unlike in Michigan, began in late January or early February.  Although there could still be some cool days in February.  The general rule was that we could not bathe in the river or the irrigation ditch or bathe outside in months that had "r" in it.  That pretty much left only May, June, July and August.  We did not have running water in the house and bath time meant getting a bucket full of water from the irrigation pool.  My mother would warm it up with some hot boiling water, and I remember it was pretty much a fast job; get wet, get soaped, get rinsed and get dried.  I don't remember how often we bathed, but I know it was not every day. 

But the house had a water drain from the roof that went inside the porch and drained through a mortared stone ditch that took the rainwater outside.  So when it rained it was a time to play in the waterfall draining from the roof. I think my mother just saw it as a bath day for us and she would soap us down and rinse us off in the rainwater from the roof.  That was a lot more fun than taking baths with a bucket of water.  In the wintertime, we went all week without bathing.  We did wash our face and neck every morning in a water basin that was set up back outside the kitchen door.  But complete baths were less frequent.  In the summer, in addition to bathing outside in a tub, we would also go to the water hole that was in the irrigation ditch down the road to bathe on weekends.  We went to the waterhole to have fun and play but my mom always made us take soap to wash off.

Starting in May and throughout the summer, one of my favorite things to do was to awaken at dawn and run to the fig tree.  Figs magically got ripen overnight and we had to get to them before the birds did.  The early bird might had gotten the worm, but I was early enough to get the fig.  There is nothing quite as delicious as a tree-ripen fig.  There were always enough to eat and bring back to the house.  Of course, I had the morning chores to do:  feed the chickens, go get the milk and slop the pigs and collect the eggs when we didn't have school. 

I remember my neighbor, Evaristo and I got the mumps when we were about eight years old.  I don't remember feeling sick, but I do remember everybody staying away from me like I was a contagious deceased animal.  In a way, I think I was.  I remember my mother was very concerned and kept asking me if my cheeks hurt.  I was worried and kept asking her if I was going to die.  She made me look in the mirror and one of my cheeks was swollen all the way to my neck.  My sisters did not have it.  Only me and my neighbor, Evaristo.  His face was swollen on both sides.  We had the mumps. 

Mumps are very contagious so we could not go to school.  Absolutely nothing sounds better to an eight-year-old kid than being told he cannot go to school.  I was so heartbroken - NOT!  As it turned out, not only did Evaristo have them, Bruno, a friend that lived down the street and around the corner, also had them.  Those were the best five days off from school I had ever had.  Actually it was only three days because it was over a weekend, but I didn't have to do any chores in the morning!  We tried to "milk" the illness for more time off but the swelling had gone down by the fourth day.  I remember playing all day under the fruit trees in the irrigation ditch in the back of the house.  We used little pieces of branches and stones and pretended they were armies of soldiers, cannons.  We also made carts from twigs and branches and had full battles between three city-states.  I remembered I claimed a victory once because I had my helicopters (dragonflies) help me in a battle.  Evaristo (Litos) and Bruno had never heard of a helicopter.  I had seen one at the Monterrey Airport once and had to explain it to them.  But, they ended up talking me into disqualifying that battle and having another because helicopters were an unfair advantage.



We spent the mornings playing in the back yard and we would go to the river in the afternoon to hunt lizards with our slingshots.  We were all very good with the slingshots.  Lizards were everywhere but they were fast and it was difficult to get too close to them.  Our shots had to be taken from farther away than was optimal but we still had some good shots.  Poor little lizards, I feel bad that we killed so many of them.  They were actually pretty cute.  We always aimed for the tails trying to tear the tails with our shots.  We were told that they grew new tails and we always thought it was strange to see the tails jumping around without a body for a little while.  The ants always managed to come in and devour the lizard tails in no time.

One of our many diversions was to set two ants to fighting. We would spend hours watching these wrestling matches. Getting these fights started was a tricky thing because some of the ants were vicious and their sting would hurt a lot.  There were many colonies of red ant and black ants.  The most fun thing was to get a black ant and a red ant into a fight.  To do this we had to get some black ants in a jar and some red ants in a different jar.  we would then construct a little fighting "ring."  we would very carefully take a black ant, picking it up from the back and making sure its stinger could not touch our skin.  We would do the same thing to the red ant and we would put them together face to face and let them go at it.  Sometimes the fight would end pretty fast and sometimes they would fight for what seemed to be an hour.  They would roll and try to get the upper hand where they could sing the other.  It seemed that the red ant won most of the time. 

The most enjoyable activity was to fly June beetles.  We would raid my mom's sewing box for a long piece of thread and head out to the corral where Gringo or Santiago, our neighbors, kept the cows and the oxen.  There among the cow patties, we could always find the biggest and strongest June beetles.  Catching a beetle was a trick that required quick hands.  We had to slowly "sneak" behind a beetle and sweep our hand very fast and catch them as they took off.  We would then tie a string around their neck, or at least the crack between the shell near his head and the shells that housed the wings.  Holding the beetle very steady we would tie the string just tight enough to hold them but not too tight to restrict its movement.  Once they were tied we would cast them off in the air and we could fly them around either in a large circle or have them fly with us while we ran down the street.  That was a lot of fun.  sometimes the beetles got loose and flew off with the string tied around their neck.  Most of the time, however, we untied them when we were through playing and let them go.  They always seem to fly back to the corrals and sometimes we would find a beetle that got away with the string tied to it.



It got a little boring by the third day because nobody wanted us around and our parents would not let us go to the center of town.  By the fifth day, we were glad to be going back to school.  Our cheeks were back to normal and we did not get the looks we used to get when we were all puffed up.  It turns out that many other students at our school also had the mumps about the same time and the teachers were glad to see us back.